"Puns are what happens when one plays with language."
I heard that phrase, and something inside me clicked. I wanted to play with language. I wanted to be good at puns. From that point forward, I geared myself toward that, and now I am a well oiled punning machine.

Do you like puns? I make puns. Want puns in your content? Email me and lets set something up.

Some examples:

It's snow cold outside...

Why'd the hipster die? Blood was too veinstream for them.

What did the drunk say when throwing their bedding out the window? Free sheets to the wind!

It takes a latte guts to be a barista.

I walked in on the world showering, it had to cover up its Netherlands.

Blenders take you around the whirled.